my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
LEAKED: official tracklist for justin bieber’s new album “Prison Diary”!!!!!
- baby (please don’t send me to jail)
- as long as you arrest me
- beauty and abuse of illegal substances
- take you (back to my cell)
- one less reckless pop star
- that shouldn’t be me sitting in jail
That shits not funny.
LEAKED: new album from Taylor Swift:
• back to my exboyfriend
• last boyfriend
• S. T. F. U
THIS IS SO F***ING MEAN!!